Dear Douchemaster,
I think this bro has been on before but his hair can really not ever be on this site enough. This is phenomenal, I mean this is seriously a genetic miracle.
This bro is toasting to solid hair, no doubt about it. And yes he has been on the site before, this maybe even the same picture but for now its allowed. But it is important to note that typically this site has very stern journalistic rules. I feel like these two might even be related, look at their eyes. Or maybe they are the same person. Oh God, I am creeping myself out. Maybe this is where the key to unlocking the genetic miracle lays?
