Women Rubbing Bird Poop On Their Faces (Hint: It’s Not Hot).

I guess it’s a thing?


It’s one thing that women surgery fuck their faces by age 30, but it is far another to rub bird shit on your face. Now not only do I have to worry that when I’m kissing you I’m kissing a man (those cheekbones!) but I also get to worry that I have bird shit on my tongue.

Not. Fair.

Here is a look at the actual bird shit I am talking about (no joke).


Legit. That’s a nightingale and that’s the specific shit that supposedly helps a woman’s face look better. Can’t these women afford Proactive?