The New Point Break Trailer Hurts My Genitals (its that bad)



No Keanu Reeves. No Patrick Swayze. No element of surfing even though that’s the very fucking definition of “point break.” No problem. Let’s just get these two fuckers that don’t even remotely resemble them and make it about extreme sports, which doesn’t really have anything to do with point breaks in Malibu.

pointbreakIt’s hard for me to describe how bad this is. Oh but let me try.

Imagine a remake of Mean Girls using Pauly Shore as Cady Herona and a dead Angela Lansbury from Murder She Wrote playing Regina George. Then place the setting of the show in an ISIS training camp. Then make the plot about knitting. That pretty much sums up how bad this movie looks.