Lesbian Fail



Dear Douchemaster,

My penis feels like Theon Gregyjoy’s from Game of Thrones after he had it cut off. That’s how bad this lesbian attempt fails.

Wow, that’s hard. I mean, or soft. I don’t know. But I agree. Its like when are broads going to learn that bros need real lesbian action, not this fake wanna be stuff. Well, that might not be true, a lot of bros really do love this fake shit. That’s why they are bros. But that doesn’t make it anymore right. Though I do like the tattoo of the bro skull on her shoulder. That’s awesome and tight..