Kim Kardashian’s Ass Apparently Bathes In Olive Oil.


I mean that’s the only explanation, right? I don’t even think Tropicana Girls from the 80’s were this slick. Heck I don’t even think the Enron executives were this slick. I feel like if I tried to have intercourse with her I’d just fall off. I’d have to put salt on her like icy Chicago neighborhood streets in the winter..