Douchebag face breaks.


Remember when your mom would tell you that if you “make that face your face would stay that way permanently?” Holy F’ I knew it was true. I am owed so much money for all the bets I placed over the years, particularly in grades 6 and 11. This is awesome. I just knew I was right. I love being right. And I love Fridays. F’ing Fridays are amazing. Because I’m a winner.