Douche Burn (be cautious out there folks)

Douche burn is one of the major causes of being a douche. Wear doucheblock whenever possible, folks.



Is his penis texting his bro friends?

Cute chick. Hopefully she wears doucheblock herself.

Dear Douchemaster,

Stop F’ing writing “dear douchemaster” before every letter. Its total dick move. And stop putting F’ in place of F’. Its an assjack move. Also, here’s a picture of a fried douche. He’s what’s for dinner..