Allison Stokke GoPro Pole Vaulting Video Is Ridiculous Hotness (Raise your Poles, Douches)


She made me feel bad for eating a cheeseburger at lunch. Her body is literally perfect. My body is literally an igloo shaped protrusion housing whale fat. I make love to carbs, Allison sprints holding dangerous poles for fun. She swipes left on me, I swipe right on her…but ah…just not a match we are.

I will spare the pole jokes. Because this site is fucking classy.