Wink Wink, Bro.


Dear Douchemaster,

I have a rash on my balls. I have no idea what could possibly have caused it, other than potentially this skanky chick I allowed to eat Sweet Tarts off my gentitals the other day (don’t ask). My main question is, would this DJ’s wink cure it?

That’s a great question, this DJ comes from San Diego and hopefully his name is DJ Winky or else it just wouldn’t be right. I feel like this is the kind of wink that can possibly cure anything, including a bad case of the work day blues. Because honestly, I already feel so much better about my crappy life.