Meet Super Bro. A Bro with powers that go beyond that of the typical douche justice league stuff. This Bro can take selfies with just the simple flick of his bro hands. He can post on Facebook 30 times before you even wake up and pee out your hangover. This bro can drink 2 margaritas and start telling everyone how completely wasted he is. He can find an Amercrombie in a foreign mall on his first visit within 2.5 minutes.
He’s super bro..