Michael Sam’s Shower Schedule Is Official ESPN News.


ESPN is still pretending it’s solely a sports news station while actually mostly reporting on bullshit gossip. But this has to be the most tedious high school dramas they have ever reported on. Yep, Michael Sam’s shower schedule. Like ESPN isn’t even pretending at this point to be legit journalist!

I would love to know who’s story this was? “Hey Sam, we need you to investigate Michael Sam’s shower schedule. Get it done so we can run with this.” I wonder if he asked for shower credentials?.