Miami 3rd String QB, DUI Arrest, Even Better Mugshot.


Miami’e 3rd string quarterback was obviously lulled into thinking 3rd down on the depth chart means hardly any chance of reps or game time, so why not take down some booze and then maybe cruise around South Beach.

But what’s better is obviously this amazingly smug headshot. Its a cross between Keanu Reeves and Jeff Spicoli¬†from Fast Times At Ridgemont High. Of course, a lot of chicks dig the boozed up surfer who just smoked a joint look. So maybe I’m a hater..