Merry Christmas. Go Hug A Jew.

Christmas is awesome. Unless you are a Jew, then it kind of sucks. So they “may” have killed Christ, this doesn’t mean they all should be relegated to shitty Chinese restaurants. So after you open your presents and get loaded on some egg nog, and watch some Internet porn on your new iPad, go down to your local chinese restaurant and give some jews hugs. Philanthropy folks.