Hipster Yoga.



Dear Douchemaster,

What. The. F’.

This new hipster yoga shit is for the birds. Why can’t these douchey hipsters just act normal? Of course this is happening in the Douche Mecca of Austin, Texas. If I have more friend tell me Austin is “the new cool place to live,” I may throw myself from a bridge into a frozen lake.

Yeah, Austin is starting to really suck if you ask me. Its really douche’d out in that place now..