Bro In Bowtie Possibly Winning.



I don’t completely know what to make of this picture other than to say that this douche’s bowtie must behold some pretty serious super powers. Namely, the super power of attracting enormous boobs. Sure, this chick’s arms make me think she could pick up a small volvo and throw it into a crowded Wal Mart if she were angry enough, but these boobs are no laughing matter at all.

Man that bro sure does have a creeper look on his face. He may be eating these boobs later. Like seriously, with a side of ranch dressing..