These new bandwagon Kings fans are like watching a dead body get grinded up by a bunch of clowns using pencils. It’s funny but at the same time, freaking stupid. The amount of time these people have been fans directly corresponds with the amount of time it would take a block of ice to melt in Downtown LA during a summer day and having Roseanne Bar sitting on it. Please get the daily dose of these idiots off my TV every morning. I have crap to do. Like for example, nothing.

And really, what is going on with that hair-do. There is like hair everywhere. It’s like Tom Cruise from Top Gun meets Lebron James’ fake glasses meets a hipster’s pubes.