Dear Douchemaster,
I just wanted to take the time to write this letter and tell you how much I really appreciate all the hard work you put in bringing us the most amazing douchebags on the planet. You are a true online hero. I’m just kidding, I don’t mean any of that. But what I do want to know is how many meals do you think red dress meal ticket tits has ever purchased for herself?
This depends, does using a bro’s CC count?
Gotta go with none. That rack pays the way. What is the brunette wearing on her head?
