Dear Douchemaster,
Do bros actually wear those glasses with the strips of shades through them? They look like a window into the bro’s mind. I just want to open the shades so I can see what a true bro intellect is like to experience. I picture lampshades veiling tribal tattoos and vast amounts of selfies parading around hilltops full with unevenly spray tanned chest.
I think that nails it. Good job. You win the prize today..
