It’s not that I’m surprised, but it’s kind of like when you see two elephants having sex, you knew they had sex because you have seen baby elephants but it’s still super shocking and incredibly grotesque. It’s called the Horse Collar and you can order this two ton pound of heart disease at your next Packers game.
According to the chef, it’s made from an orangoutang’s genitals, pillsbury dough and lemon pepper. You can dip it in ranch if you want. Because in Wisconsin, you dip some shit in ranch.
It’s not organic.
— Joe (@golfnerd73) August 22, 2014