Paleo Doucheness Ruins Families

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My Balls Are Paleo.

Dear Douchemaster,

My cousin eats a Paleo diet now and I have started avoiding family gatherings due to the sad and pathetic fact that running another human being over with a car for talking about their F’ing diet is totally illegal. I am now a gypsy because of the Paleo diet. But I still eat bread and its F’ing good.