Constipated Bro



Dear Douchemaster,

Is this bro constipated or pooing his pance?

Look at the tan lines on the broad. She really should have went to topless pool instead. This is a definite tourist tan. Like I envision she was walking around the strip with a big plastic fruity booze drink and wearing a spaghetti tank top that read “what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.” Fo Sho!

I think this bro is pushing a fart out but by no intention is pooing his pants. So yes, there is probably a nugget down there, but not the kind you win in Vegas. Its the kind that mean you lost..



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