The Douche Guide To A New Year Resolution Status Update

Its that time of the year, a day dedicated to people posting statuses about things they will never do, or things they have never done, all in the name of conjuring up a little attention.

To make things simpler for everyone, we’ve created an easy to use guide for updating your status today for those who may be feeling the stress of putting up a real solid attention whoring post. The competition today is vast, are you ready? Share this with others who might be feeling the stress today also.