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boobsDear Douchemaster,

I just wanted to take the time to write this letter and tell you how much I really appreciate all the hard work you put in bringing us the most amazing douchebags on the planet. You are a true online hero. I’m just kidding, I don’t mean any of that. But what I do want to know is how many meals do you think red dress meal ticket tits has ever purchased for herself?

This depends, does using a bro’s CC count?

Gotta go with none. That rack pays the way. What is the brunette wearing on her head?