Classy Florida Stripper Gets Butthole Tattoo.

A classy Florida stripper has done gone and done the most sophisticated thing possible by getting a tattoo on her asshole. That's right, "Mercedes," which some are assuming isn't her real given name, gave the...

3 Reasons Why The Ariana Grande Donut Story Is Fucking Stupid

Yesterday, Ariana Grande shamed America for being fatĀ (probably). Mostly because, well, Americans are fat as hell. That's not me making shit up, folks, that's just stats and science and decent eyesight and being able...

Amy Schumer Bows Down To PC Rags. RIP Amy, You Will Be Missed.

And we will most certainly miss you. This week news broke that Amy Schumer, who's occupation is a comedian, told a joke early on in her career when she was a comedian trying to be...

Melissa McCarthy Uses “Fat Shaming” To Sell Her Own Shit. How Dumb is Everyone?

Melissa McCarthy is funny (sometimes). But she's also become incredibly stupid and annoying. Case and point, her latest bullshit rant over "fat shaming." I know, I sound like a cold heartless villain, but the...

Rachel Dolezal. A True American Black Hero. Give Her The ESPY Courage Award.

Caitlyn Jenner will win the Arthur Ashe ESPY Award for Courage this year, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't make a case for Rachel Dolezal, the head of the Spokane NAACP. Born white, Rachel...

This Walmart Brawl Between Women in Scooters Is The Best Thing Ever.

It's like I died and went to white trash video heaven. It takes a minute, but consider the rolling woman in her electric scooter, which is reserved for HANDICAP people, a tight introduction to...

Writers, Interns, Stop Fucking Working For Free. (and the stupidest job post ever)

This article points out writers, but really, it goes for most of the scammy ass "Internships that have cropped up all over the web in a bad economy. No one should work for free,...

Mashable’s Insane Coverage Of Bruce Jenner Yesterday (this is ridiculous).

Mashable, RIP, you folks were good while you lasted. But now you are dead. Moments after Bruce Jenner had his penis turned into vagina, your site officially went from tech blog to entertainment slop....

Don’t Care About Caitlyn Bruce Jenner Kardashian? You are a Bigot.

Welcome to the new pussy society where if you don't care about a Kardashian dicing up "her" dick, you are a bigot. "She" has arrived, in case you are currently busy living in a cave...

Shaq Says He Can Last 45 Seconds With Rhonda Rousey

Well played, Shaq, well played. https://youtu.be/-n1BnBmcP0c.

The New Point Break Trailer Hurts My Genitals (its that bad)

    No Keanu Reeves. No Patrick Swayze. No element of surfing even though that's the very fucking definition of "point break." No problem. Let's just get these two fuckers that don't even remotely resemble them...

Pot Smokers Have Become The New Douchebags.

I know I'm going to take heat for this, but someone needs to say it. To preface, I take no issue with anyone who wants to delve into smoking pot. I don't care if...

And Now Its The Rape Scene In Game Of Thrones. Do PC Saps Ever...

Within one week's time in America (seriously consider this for a second, just one fucking week folks!): Women's groups are mad at Game of Thrones for a rape scene and are boycotting and asking for...

Stop Crying About Louis C.K.’s SNL Skit. You Are an Asshole.

  At some point society turned and everyone decided to spend more time being offended by shit than actually accomplishing shit. And hence is the case with Louis C.K. opening Saturday Night Live with a...