Douche collapse at Tough Mudder.

Dear Douchemaster, This picture is starting to make the rounds on Facebook. It's from the Tough Mudder sham. I guess it's supposed to be inspirational? Why does the world suck so much? Am I the...

iTunes water globe app cost just under $220. Its a shitty snowman in fake...

117 Douches till Christmas. 117 people apparently bought a f#cking $219 snowglobe app for their iPhone or iPad. Of course, the first asshole claims it was an accident and wants his money back. Because...

Facebook Meme: The elephant plumber

I'm always happy to see animals get a better shake from the disusting human world we live in, but this seems like a case of an animal with a bad foot that some Zoo...

The biggest, worst of all time, end of times, Frankenstorm is coming to East...

Surely you have already heard by now, the "largest storm of all time" is currently heading up the ocean to destroy the East Coast, which includes cities such as Philadelphia, Baltimore, Washington D.C., and...

Nintendo sends out memo that gaming treasure possibly found in Vegas.

Luigi and Mario must be pissed that some douche stole their work pants and went off to the club in Vegas. So if her chest does finally explode all over the mushroom kingdom does...

The latest Facebook cause.

Because honestly you morons, we assumed you did. Thanks for showing your support of the obvious. I anticipate the next surge of philanthropy to be a picture with "LIKE if you wish guys didn't...

The real winner in the debate last night, and the real losers. And a...

The real winner in last night's Presidential debate was clearly Mitt Romney's hair. I mean, that's a rock solid hair do. Al Quada couldn't penetrate that sh!t with a shoe bomb. Look at it, it's...

Homeless man doesn’t understand how Subway works. Facebook erupts.

So the story is this: Some broad was working at Subway, bought a homeless guy a sandwich, manager got pissed off at her while she was like sweeping bread crumbs up because she paid...

Space Shuttle flies over California, once again proving Cali is not as cool as...

Next to pouring rubbing alcohol and pepper in my eyes while chatting about gay sex with Paris Hilton in a cab, I can't think of anything more painful than watching the Space Shuttle Endeavor...

New Facebook motivational awesomeness.

For those of you confused, yes, that's an ant lifting what appears to be a twig as the sun sets behind him. This picture is apparently the latest in a series of motivational pictures...

Interview with a Texan

Dear Douchemaster, Does the ability to see these people's reflections prove that I am just being paranoid? I would never rule out Folkloric explanations here, but I can tell you confidently that the douche in the...

End of the world coming? Check out these idiots.

Of course, the end of the world is supposed to be coming, I think its like a few days before Christmas, forgive me for being too lazy to look it up, but football is...

Facebook plans to destroy lives today with forced Timeline.

I, like most red blooded American men, visit Facebook 3500 times a day because I like to laugh at Relationship Statuses which change to "is now single" and make fun of the fat guy...