Wondercon in Los Angeles
I have no idea what Wondercon is other than some sort of Comiccon thing that comic book douches all get fired up about. Like the couple in the picture above who clearly think they...
Denver Douches Smoke Pot. And they want you to know it.
If there is anything Denver wants you to know, its that they smoke pot. Not that they have big mountains, their a mile high, or that they offer extremely rich people the opportunity to...
San Fran Silent Party.
Dear Douchemaster,
Could you like explain WTF is going on here? I guess San Fran has these "silent parties" where hipsters, bros and douchemasters convene and wear headphones so they can't hear each other, hence...
New Bro Style Shirts Warning.
Dear Douchemaster,
I'd like to issue a new douche warning effective immediately. Apparently some bros in Austin, Texas are wearing prescription medicine shirts.
I.
Don't.
Get.
It.
I mean I'd get it if it were for Orlistat.
Whoa. Not cool Douchemaster,...
Dallas Artsy Festival Brings Out The Best
Nothing like an art festival to get the freaks and bros and douches to come on out.
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Chicago Douche Broads
Dear Douchemaster,
I live in Chicago and I hate it. I hate it like ringworm on my penis. No one can understand why, so I thought I'd send some of my favorite pictures which justify...
Douche Scarves And Bro Ties
Dear Douchemaster,
Is bro #1 wearing a turban for a scarf and is bro #2 wearing child sized suspenders? I mean I really can't figure out WTF is happening here? If this is a...
Oh Face Bro Face
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Oh Photobomb Douchebag, I see what you did there and I love it. And I also get it, those broads have some hot legs. Keep on creepin' on though, that's a pretty stellar photobomb....
Happy Easter To All Douchebags Near And Far.
Yep, Its Easter. Remember, Christ died for Douchebags also, so be nice today. And drink the rum. And the vodka. Get wasted at a family event. Impress your folks and grandfolks..
Its The Weekend Douches, Drink Up.
Damn straight bro, lets get this party started. Imma get some purple drank and rock out with my cock out. I'm just kidding (about the cock part that is). I love me some purple...
Selfie Horror
Dear Douchemaster,
Is this the worst selfie ever taken? I mean like EVER taken? Holy shit its so bad.
I think his tongue might well be rotting out of his mouth. His nostrils look like the...
Hot Broad DJ Still A DJ.
Oh man, sorry, but even cute girls who DJ can still make our list for DJ Douches and this is no exception to the matter, but thanks for stopping by and saying hi to...
