People Who Talk About ‘Superfoods’ Make Me Want To Punch Them In Their Vagina...

You know what I think of your salmon with a side of blueberries and kale? I think I don’t give a fuck. I have a pretty firm belief which I am sure a good...

Packers Fans Find New Way To Be Total Bitches

A Packers fan who brought this ridiculous sign to Bank of America Stadium and had his sign ripped down by Panther's starting quarterback, Cam Newton, has called the police to report the incident. Here's the...

‘Stupid’ Kid Hits Bitchy Little Girl Riding Bike

This kid just wanted to throw down some game to a girl riding a bike. Instead she threw him shade. So he threw a basketball at her front tire. This is not for the...

Escape Rooms Are Stupid

I was recently invited to join a few friends at an Escape Room. They said it would be fun. To be honest, before I went, I didn't really know much about Escape Rooms other than...

Dear Asshat Who Ruined The Walking Dead….

Yesterday morning I woke up and realized I had missed episode 3 of The Walking Dead. I immediately felt a wave of panic come over my body and I thought “holy fuck what must...

You’re Not An Introvert If You Tell Everyone You Are An Introvert

The latest craze on Facebook is to share articles about Introverts. The struggle for them. The misunderstanding by the rest of us. The top 5 things every extrovert should know about introverts AND 6 ways...

Most Of You Lion Savers Are Hypocrites

You probably already know that a lion was killed in Africa. It was killed by a Dentist who spent money like a newly signed rapper at a car dealership. Lets cut the shit here, folks,...

Man Finds Car Parked In Bike Path. This Is Awesome.

Don't park your car in this Bro's bike path or you might live to regret it. And yes, we're also wondering what a Bro of this swole is doing riding a little bike, but...

Hot Mexican Weather Girl Dating Gamer Douche (pics)

Yes Douchebags, I'm saying there's a chance.... Yanet Garcia, that super crazy hot weather girl from Mexico that is now all the rage in the states, is dating a douchebag, Call of Duty gamer. The...

Meet The Hottest Street Sweeper Ever.

"Sweeper babe," as she is now called, is blowing up the Internet right now (as she should be). She's a Brazilian street cleaner who posted some Instagram and Facebook photos and well, got noticed....

Amazing Grocery Store Brawl Over Cold Cuts (video)

I'm not saying it's right, I'm just saying I get it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDqZhY5dVW4.

What Would El Chapo Do If He Were In Charge?

Ever wonder what our country would be like if El Chapo were in charge of shit? Wonder no more, Douche.com has you covered. I can tell you this already, a lot of bullshit would...

Crazy Telemarketer Recorded, Accuses Of “Mind Control”

This telemarketer, who is creepy as fuck, accuses this lady of lying to him when she tells him that she "recorded him." Wait till he finds out........ .

10 Pictures Prove Charlotte McKinney Is Disgusting

Charlotte McKinney is Instafamous. Many bros consider her vagina to be top level shit, sort of like when you are deciding on Italian food: Fazolis = Regular Shit while Olive Garden = Top Level...