I hate to break it to everyone, but sharks live in the oceans. This is nothing new. To close a beach because someone MAYBE sees a shark in the ocean is ludicrous. This is the dumbest thing since Police Academy 3: Back In Training. That movie was just burning piss bad.
What’s great is that the shark sighting isn’t even confirmed. How much Jaws have people seen? I don’t understand how people can be this severely dumb. Wait until people discover that birds live in the trees and skies. Or that alligators live in murky still Florida waters (oh wait). The world is just too much for people anymore.