dear douche.com,
why does this happen?
Because when the Devil is resurrecting himself to do massive amounts of evil to the world, he needs to take a human shape. Sadly, the business of satanic resurrections and apocalyptic happenings haven’t exactly figured out their disguise as well as they’d like. It’s a work in progress.
I don’t know what is going on here. I feel like Miami Vice (the shitty new version) threw up all over this kid. And then Don Johnson came along and punched the shit out of him for it. And now he’s wearing glasses. At least that’s the version I want to believe. You can choose your own version. As long as it involves this hipster’s camera being used against him in a scene similar to the basement scene in Fight Club, I’m fine with it.
What really concerns me is that one weird piece of hair. Is that intentional? I wonder if that’s intended to be douche weaponry?
If anyone can find me pictures of this hipster douchebag’s shoes, I’d be so happy.