Dear Douche,
I sat next to this white trash freak in a small town in Colorado. He was swatting flies at the breakfast bar. I was eating breakfast. You can barely see the fly swatter because he is like a super ninja with it and its too fast for the human iPhone eyes to capture. He is like Mr. Miyagi but not at all. I figure my vomiting up my breakfast was worth your posting this picture on your site. So will you post it?
Yes.