Dear Douchemaster,
I found this picture on Facebook and it pisses me off. I’m going to go take some anti-anxiety meds and see if I can relax.
Whoa, look at this, bros in a drum circle getting down and hippy. This should give you a feeling of serenity and put you in a meditative and spiritual state. And if it doesn’t, you can simply envision sharing lines of blow on the drums with a super model while the drum circle bros serve you both cocktails. Wow, I feel amazing and relaxed.
hummmm….hummmmmm….hummmmm….
