Dear Douchemaster,
I have discovered what appears to be a Douche Saber. A saber similar to the one used by Jedis in Star Wars but instead of warting off evil Darth Vader militia, it seems to defeat the will of Douches. But also at the same time wreaks havoc on all those who posses it.
Like her head is almost exploding just from being in the vicinity of the Douche Saber, though, see the douche in red pants is very far away (its power cannot be challenged).
Shit is pimp.
