A modern times Conan the Douchebarian. Instead of killing a large rogue woman eating snake, he kills our eyes.
His band is playing this weekend in the Tuesday shit time slot. You guys should go see them. Support bad bands, that’s the hipster thing to do.
When you look like this, you eventually end up in Internet porn. Its not your choice. From instagram douche to bad porn star sitting around a dark casting room talking about how awesome his band used to be and how he may start it up again.
I should be a psychic for douches.