CNN Graph Shows Many Do Not Have Internet Still.

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Chris Isidore, a douchebag CNN writer, broke a real hard news story on CNN.com this morning (CNN, the leader in worthless stories following hormonal girl headlines). ¬†Apparently Radio Shack is running out of money, but the fact that it isn’t completely broke is a true testament to those people who still exist and have no idea that the Internet and Amazon.com exist.

For example, a Uru tribe member living on a floating island in the Andes mountains told Douche.com this morning, “I had no idea that the Internet exist, I go to Radio Shack for all my VCR and Walkman needs.”

That never happened, but I can’t for the life of me think of a better example of someone who may shop at Radio Shack..

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