Paris Hilton takes cabs?
WTF? Get a Sedan if you want to bag on the gays. How difficult is it? I wonder if she took the cab through Chick-Fil-A? That would have been awesome.
Clint Eastwood is the butt of all jokes now.
But this is the best I have seen so far, hot off the online press pages of LATimes.com
Eastwooding.
Call it art imitating life.
The Clint Eastwood cutout overlooking the Glendale Freeway now has its empty chair — a nod to the film director’s much-talked-about appearance at the Republican National Convention last week.
Life-sized cardboard cutouts of Eastwood, John Wayne and Gene Autry have been keeping watch over Glendale for months as part of an effort by Glassell Park resident Justin Stadel to spur a conversation about public art.
But it was Eastwood’s 12-minute conversation with an empty chair for an apparently invisible President Obama that spurred an addition — or two — to the art display.
John Stamos, F#$k off. Are you kidding?
I know that mothernature is contributing to this douche hipster disaster, but still, I just want to kick John Stamos’ ass right now for this fashion shitstorm.
This is him pictured going to a Broadway Show in NYC. The name of the show is Phantom of the Hipster. Or maybe it was The Lion Hipster. I don’t know. I really just don’t know.
I do know I’d like to throw down a solid armbar on Stamos and tell him that I am still pissed about Full House.
Celebrity douche hipsters probably urk me more than
the advertisements for Verizon mother / daughter crying commercial, and that is saying a lot. Seriously, which of the following annoys you more?
OR
If you said Hayden Christensen and Rachel Bilson walking around Hollywood all Hipster Douche’d out, then you were correct. If you did not say them, then you were wrong. As bad as that commercial is to watch, the fact is, this picture of Christensen and Bilson actually causes me to cry. I have a rule about crying, I’d rather watch other people cry than do the crying myself. Plus its just pathetic Hollywood garbage. That said, the commercial is really f#$king bad. I get that.
I mean, I get it. Just one of them did the right thing.
I found this on the Internet. Because the Internet is awesome and filled with tons of meant things.
Don’t leave us hanging Justin.
Or do. Please.
Justin Bieber has bad vision. He can’t see his own douchiness….
Remember when you were a kid and your mom would always make you put on clean underwear in case you were in an accident, so the ambulance EMT’s wouldn’t see your pudding streaks? Well where is Justin Bieber’s mom on douchbag glasses? Apparently she never said anything. Because Bieber got all worked up yesterday that paparazzi was gonna get some pictures of him, so he went 100mph to avoid them.
Then got nailed for it.
Look at how freaking stupid he looks on that g#$damn’d retardcycle in those freaking stupid fake glasses. Can he see how stupid he looks? Nope, because the glasses are fake.