Dear Douchemaster,
This smoking broad obviously doesn’t settle for just any bro, but instead she settles only for bros who pack a lean, mean love machine. I’m not even sure if she’d be ok with a chump like me after this loaded gun experience.
Bro, how small are you? This seems seriously like corduroys that are too tight and got wiggled up? I don’t know if this is necessarily the starship fleet landing as much as it is Amelia Earhart’s plane remains. Sorry bro..
