Dear Douchemaster,
Which bros do you think would win in a knife fight?
These bros?
Or these bros?
Whoa!
This is a tough question. I feel like this is Final Jeopardy, same kind of stress, but let me give it a shot. That bro up in the first picture in the blue shirt is pretty hard; but he’d probably have to take on the bro in the second picture who is about to bite off the top of his beer bottle. Seriously, look at him, I think he’s about to eat his beer bottle. Solid, dawg..
