And we will most certainly miss you.
This week news broke that Amy Schumer, who’s occupation is a comedian, told a joke early on in her career when she was a comedian trying to be a comedian.
“I used to date Hispanic guys, but now I prefer consensual.”
Of course, feelings were hurt and all the low life, friendless victims who are more full of themselves than Bill Cosby pouring Kettle One into a martini glass, began to cry: en masse. It sounded like an orchestra strumming kittens with hot iron rods all at the same time. Because when you have no self-worth, the only worth you can find in the world is being a victim. And the key to being a victim? Immediately coming out as offended.
"“I used to date Hispanic guys, but now I prefer consensual.” Let's play, "Who Said That?" Hint: Not Trump. Answer: Amy Schumer.
— José Angel Orendain (@gastlichu) July 8, 2015
Ehhh Amy Schumer definitely lost me with when she implied all Hispanic men were rapists.
— Wordsworth (@wordsworth__) July 6, 2015
I have a question. How much of a pussy do you have to be to get offended by a goddamn comedian? Like seriously? You idiots are fucking pussies. Good for you, you cried on Twitter…
If you have the time to sit around crying over a comedian’s jokes, you also have the time to say….. Get a job. Get a life. Get friends. Get fucking lost. However, the worst in all of this? Amy Schumer. The brilliant comedian, Amy Schumer, bowed down to the PC rags.
— Amy Schumer (@amyschumer) July 6, 2015
The really fucked up part about all of this is that I’m a guy and Amy Schumer slams guys all the time. But guess fucking what? It’s funny! She’s a comedian. Do any of you really think she feels like all latin men are rapist? Do you somehow think that women will now prejudge latin women based on a comedian’s jokes? What the fuck is wrong with you all?
This deeply saddens me. She was one of my favorite comedians. I was hoping she’d tell these idiots to shove it, Bill Burr style, but instead she folded. Maybe it’s because she’s touring with Madonna? Or maybe it’s her new movie with Lebron? I don’t know, but whatever it is, her comedy will never be the same. The Rags won yet another victory. Richard Pryor, that guy never apologized. LEGIT..