Dear Jesus, this douche is one of my Facebook friends. He post pictures like this all day long. Am I a hater for wanting a colonic cleansing to go wildly wrong on him?
No.
-Jesus
While daddy’s away dealing arms in Iran, little Billy will play with his toys. By toys, I mean an Aston Martin. What could possibly be inside of this guy’s colon other than straight bags of money that just got trapped? It will work its way out eventually. He looks like he just got done doing some day trading and off to do blow with his friends in the Hamptons he goes.