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Man’s Olive Garden ‘Get Laid’ Date Advice Is The Most Amazing Shit Ever

When many people think of the Olive Garden, they think of an elegant Mediterranean escape from our everyday stressful lives. But as reality would have it, the Olive Garden is actually a vagina heater....

Don’t look now, but Netflix Bloodline Doesn’t suck balls anymore.

No spoilers, just the basics. When I first started watching the Netflix series, Bloodline, I quit after episode six. The show pretty much pissed me off immediately. It spent a lot of time flashing back...

Douche Vapes Super Hot Chili Pepper Because Vapers Are Douchebags

A man decided to vape a super hot chili pepper because apparently when you live in small towns, there is nothing to do but vape ridiculous things. I may try vaping my dogs poop...

Ayesha Curry Is Satan’s Vagina & Golden State Fans Are Ridiculous

Ayesha Curry is current NBA MVP, Steph Curry’s, satanic and annoying wife. The Golden State Warriors are entrenched in a battle for the NBA Finals with the Cleveland Cavaliers, and throughout the process, Ayesha...

Man ‘Accidentally’ Drives Through Tornado. His Response Is EPIC.

This bro is my new hero. This is the video of the day. This man seemingly by accident drives through a tornado. And then the proverbial shit hits the fan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW4oWAN6DO4

Shut Up About Cam Newton Already, He Did Nothing Wrong

The media, as usual, is inventing storylines to hook the sheep. And many of you are, well, sheep. Cam Newton attended a press conference, answered a lot of questions (a few silly ones) and...

People Who Talk About ‘Superfoods’ Make Me Want To Punch Them In Their Vagina...

You know what I think of your salmon with a side of blueberries and kale? I think I don’t give a fuck. I have a pretty firm belief which I am sure a good...

Packers Fans Find New Way To Be Total Bitches

A Packers fan who brought this ridiculous sign to Bank of America Stadium and had his sign ripped down by Panther's starting quarterback, Cam Newton, has called the police to report the incident. Here's the...

‘Stupid’ Kid Hits Bitchy Little Girl Riding Bike

This kid just wanted to throw down some game to a girl riding a bike. Instead she threw him shade. So he threw a basketball at her front tire. This is not for the...

Escape Rooms Are Stupid

I was recently invited to join a few friends at an Escape Room. They said it would be fun. To be honest, before I went, I didn't really know much about Escape Rooms other than...

Dear Asshat Who Ruined The Walking Dead….

Yesterday morning I woke up and realized I had missed episode 3 of The Walking Dead. I immediately felt a wave of panic come over my body and I thought “holy fuck what must...

You’re Not An Introvert If You Tell Everyone You Are An Introvert

The latest craze on Facebook is to share articles about Introverts. The struggle for them. The misunderstanding by the rest of us. The top 5 things every extrovert should know about introverts AND 6 ways...

Most Of You Lion Savers Are Hypocrites

You probably already know that a lion was killed in Africa. It was killed by a Dentist who spent money like a newly signed rapper at a car dealership. Lets cut the shit here, folks,...

Man Finds Car Parked In Bike Path. This Is Awesome.

Don't park your car in this Bro's bike path or you might live to regret it. And yes, we're also wondering what a Bro of this swole is doing riding a little bike, but...