Don’t park your car in this Bro’s bike path or you might live to regret it. And yes, we’re also wondering what a Bro of this swole is doing riding a little bike, but we aren’t going to ask him about it.
Yes Douchebags, I’m saying there’s a chance…. Yanet Garcia, that super crazy hot weather girl from Mexico that is now all the rage in the states, is dating a douchebag, Call of Duty gamer. The name of the guy who all evidence suggest gets
“Sweeper babe,” as she is now called, is blowing up the Internet right now (as she should be). She’s a Brazilian street cleaner who posted some Instagram and Facebook photos and well, got noticed. Apparently street cleaner girls aren’t always, well, girls (or hot).
I’m not saying it’s right, I’m just saying I get it.
Ever wonder what our country would be like if El Chapo were in charge of shit? Wonder no more, Douche.com has you covered. I can tell you this already, a lot of bullshit would stop. How El Chapo Would Handle The Amazon Prime Day fail
This telemarketer, who is creepy as fuck, accuses this lady of lying to him when she tells him that she “recorded him.” Wait till he finds out……..
Charlotte McKinney is Instafamous. Many bros consider her vagina to be top level shit, sort of like when you are deciding on Italian food: Fazolis = Regular Shit while Olive Garden = Top Level Shit. You want to eat Olive Garden, not Fazolis. But what
A classy Florida stripper has done gone and done the most sophisticated thing possible by getting a tattoo on her asshole. That’s right, “Mercedes,” which some are assuming isn’t her real given name, gave the extraordinary pleasure of putting a ink filled needle on
Yesterday, Ariana Grande shamed America for being fat (probably). Mostly because, well, Americans are fat as hell. That’s not me making shit up, folks, that’s just stats and science and decent eyesight and being able to feel body parts even while black out drunk. Of
And we will most certainly miss you. This week news broke that Amy Schumer, who’s occupation is a comedian, told a joke early on in her career when she was a comedian trying to be a comedian. “I used to date Hispanic guys, but