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Why Playing Pokemon Go Makes You a Super Douchebag

If your weekend wasn't filled with have various social interactions, libations with bros, coffee with friends, a bike ride, and maybe even some sexual intercourse with another human being, it was quite possibly filled...

Man Brilliantly Uses Fantasy Island Episode To Tell Us To STOP Letting The News...

One man thinks the news "might" be fear mongering us a bit and scaring us out of living our lives. With so much news about cops shooting people, people shooting cops, terrorism, and corrupt...

Los Angeles Beach CLOSED Because Someone MAYBE SAW A SHARK

I hate to break it to everyone, but sharks live in the oceans. This is nothing new. To close a beach because someone MAYBE sees a shark in the ocean is ludicrous. This is the...

OKC Fans Burn Kevin Durant’s Jersey Because He’s a Raging Vagina

As many of you have heard, Kevin Durant decided to leave the Oklahoma City Thunder to instead play with the Golden State Warriors, the same team who beat him in the playoffs. It took...

Naked Man Taunting Police & Trump In Times Square Is My New Hero…

This guy clearly doesn't eat any carbs. He's super in shape (sorry, but it is true). And he's super pissed off at the cops and Donald Trump. So he let them have it, whilst...

Man’s Olive Garden ‘Get Laid’ Date Advice Is The Most Amazing Shit Ever

When many people think of the Olive Garden, they think of an elegant Mediterranean escape from our everyday stressful lives. But as reality would have it, the Olive Garden is actually a vagina heater....

Don’t look now, but Netflix Bloodline Doesn’t suck balls anymore.

No spoilers, just the basics. When I first started watching the Netflix series, Bloodline, I quit after episode six. The show pretty much pissed me off immediately. It spent a lot of time flashing back...

Douche Vapes Super Hot Chili Pepper Because Vapers Are Douchebags

A man decided to vape a super hot chili pepper because apparently when you live in small towns, there is nothing to do but vape ridiculous things. I may try vaping my dogs poop...

Ayesha Curry Is Satan’s Vagina & Golden State Fans Are Ridiculous

Ayesha Curry is current NBA MVP, Steph Curry’s, satanic and annoying wife. The Golden State Warriors are entrenched in a battle for the NBA Finals with the Cleveland Cavaliers, and throughout the process, Ayesha...

Man ‘Accidentally’ Drives Through Tornado. His Response Is EPIC.

This bro is my new hero. This is the video of the day. This man seemingly by accident drives through a tornado. And then the proverbial shit hits the fan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW4oWAN6DO4

Shut Up About Cam Newton Already, He Did Nothing Wrong

The media, as usual, is inventing storylines to hook the sheep. And many of you are, well, sheep. Cam Newton attended a press conference, answered a lot of questions (a few silly ones) and...

People Who Talk About ‘Superfoods’ Make Me Want To Punch Them In Their Vagina...

You know what I think of your salmon with a side of blueberries and kale? I think I don’t give a fuck. I have a pretty firm belief which I am sure a good...

Packers Fans Find New Way To Be Total Bitches

A Packers fan who brought this ridiculous sign to Bank of America Stadium and had his sign ripped down by Panther's starting quarterback, Cam Newton, has called the police to report the incident. Here's the...

‘Stupid’ Kid Hits Bitchy Little Girl Riding Bike

This kid just wanted to throw down some game to a girl riding a bike. Instead she threw him shade. So he threw a basketball at her front tire. This is not for the...